Lady
Mary turned very white at this and glanced at Parker, who replied rather to her
than to the Dowager:
“No.
Lord Peter and I haven't had time to discuss anything yet.”
“Lest
it should ruin my shattered nerves and bring a fever to my aching brow,” added
that gentleman amiably. “You're a kind, thoughtful soul, Charles, and I don't
know what I should do without you. I wish that rotten old second-hand dealer
had been a bit brisker about takin' in his stock-in-trade for the night,
though. Perfectly 'straor'nary number of knobs there are on a brass bedstead.
Saw it comin', y'know, an' couldn't stop myself. However, what's a mere brass
bedstead? The great detective, though at first stunned and dizzy from his
brutal treatment by the fifteen veiled assassins all armed with meat-choppers,
soon regained his senses, thanks to his sound constitution and healthy manner
of life. Despite the severe gassing he had endured in the underground room—eh?
A telegram? Oh, thanks, Bunter.”
Lord
Peter appeared to read the message with great inward satisfaction, for his long
lips twitched at the corners, and he tucked the slip of paper away in his pocket-book
with a little sigh of satisfaction. He called to Bunter to take away the
breakfast-tray and to renew the cooling bandage about his brow. This done, Lord
Peter leaned back among his cushions, and with an air of malicious enjoyment
launched at Mr. Parker the inquiry:
“Well,
now, how did you and Mary get on last night? Polly, did you tell him you'd done
the murder?”
Few
things are more irritating than to discover, after you have been at great pains
to spare a person some painful intelligence, that he has known it all along and
is not nearly so much affected by it as he properly should be. Mr. Parker quite
simply and suddenly lost his temper. He bounded to his feet, and exclaimed,
without the least reason: “Oh, it's perfectly hopeless trying to do anything!”
Lady
Mary sprang from the window-seat.
“Yes, I
did,” she said. “It's quite true. Your precious case is finished, Peter.”
The
Dowager said, without the least discomposure: “You must allow your brother to
be the best judge of his own affairs, my dear.”
“As a
matter of fact,” replied his lordship, “I rather fancy Polly's right. Hope so,
I'm sure. Anyway, we've got the fellow, so now we shall know.”
Lady
Mary gave a sort of gasp, and stepped forward with her chin up and her hands
tightly clenched. It caught at Parker's heart to see overwhelming catastrophe
so bravely faced. The official side of him was thoroughly bewildered, but the
human part ranged itself instantly in support of that gallant defiance.
“Whom
have they got?” he demanded, in a voice quite unlike his own.
“The
Goyles person,” said Lord Peter carelessly. “Uncommon quick work, what? But
since he'd no more original idea than to take the boat-train to Folkestone they
didn't have much difficulty.”
“It
isn't true,” said Lady Mary. She stamped. “It's a lie. He wasn't there. He's
innocent. I killed Denis.”
“Fine,”
thought Parker, “fine! Damn Goyles, anyway, what's he done to deserve it?”
Lord
Peter said: “Mary, don't be an ass.”
“Yes,”
said the Dowager placidly. “I was going to suggest to you, Peter, that this Mr.
Goyles—such a terrible name, Mary dear, I can't say I ever cared for it, even
if there had been nothing else against him—especially as he would sign himself
Geo. Goyles—G. e. o. you know, Mr. Parker, for George, and I never could help
reading it as Gargoyles—I very nearly wrote to you, my dear, mentioning Mr.
Goyles and, asking if you could see him in town, because there was something,
when I came to think of it, about that ipecacuanha business that made me feel
he might have something to do with it.”
“Yes,”
said Peter, with a grin, “you always did find him a bit sickenin', didn't you?”
“How
can you, Wimsey?” growled Parker reproachfully, with his eyes on Mary's face.
“Never
mind him,” said the girl. “If you can't be a gentleman, Peter——”
“Damn
it all!” cried the invalid explosively. “Here's a fellow who, without the
slightest provocation, plugs a bullet into my shoulder, breaks my collar-bone,
brings me up head foremost on a knobbly, second-hand brass bedstead and
vamooses, and when, in what seems to me jolly mild, parliamentary language, I
call him a sickenin' feller, my own sister says I'm no gentleman. Look at me!
In my own house, forced to sit here with a perfectly beastly headache, and lap
up toast and tea, while you people distend and bloat yourselves on mixed grills
and omelettes and a damn good vintage claret——”
“Silly
boy,” said the Duchess, “don't get so excited. And it's time for your medicine.
Mr. Parker, kindly touch the bell.”
Mr.
Parker obeyed in silence. Lady Mary came slowly across, and stood looking at
her brother.
“Peter,”
she said, “what makes you say that he did it?”
“Did
what?”
“Shot—you?”
The words were only a whisper.
The
entrance of Mr. Bunter at this moment with a cooling draught dissipated the tense
atmosphere. Lord Peter quaffed his potion, had his pillows re-arranged,
submitted to have his temperature taken and his pulse counted, asked if he
might not have an egg for his lunch, and lit a cigarette. Mr. Bunter retired,
people distributed themselves into more comfortable chairs, and felt happier.